Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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