We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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