But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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