STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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