Ambien. No doubt about it.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Bring me that man meat
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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