Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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