but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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