good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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