so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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