Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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