is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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