I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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