my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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