Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I lost the right to judge tonight
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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