Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
