whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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