Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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