I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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