you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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