I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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