Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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