singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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