I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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