just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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