redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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