Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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