how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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