Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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