Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So here I am, sexting at work.
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