May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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