her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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