What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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