Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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