hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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