u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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