I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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