you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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