we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Houston, we have a blender
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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