Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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