I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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