I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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