how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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