People in love make me want to vomit
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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