yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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