Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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