Got a toothbrush?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
soo... how was my night?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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