I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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