I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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