Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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