Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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