So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You pole danced in your parka.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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