are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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