I want to stick my p in your. b.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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