It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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