CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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