you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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